The Bank Manager at NatWest in Holsworthy has been sentenced to 3 weeks on the naughty step in Holsworthy for the crime of “being a plonker and closing our bank”. The sentence begins tomorrow and the bank manager will be given the standard treatment, a bar of lubricated soap, some nuts that can be thrown […]
Holsworthy Town Council are to announce plans to help the community punish those who take part in Youthful High jinx. The plan involves a naughty step in which criminals will be made to sit there and sulk while they think about the naughty things they have done. This involves anything from stealing car dust caps […]
Peter Peter & Wright announce summer for Holsworthy, Devon. Their Solicitor branch has opened its awning to shade from the aggressive British sun.
Today is a big day. 22nd of March is the official date for the Mafia budget. We’ve made some great changes to the budget for this year and last years budgets allowance for a website has been the best thing we’ve done, so heres some basic information on the 2016 budget and how it affects […]
