Whether you are for it or not, Brexit is universally regarded as a monumental fuck up at the moment. Both sides of the debate have been fighting with each other like two cats in heat, since the ham faced pig fucker David Cameron, announced the decision to have an in/out vote in February 2016. […]
We all love to go on a lovely stroll in an evening, walk down some paths, go to the park, go dogging down the Woods, its the simplest things in life we all fall in love with, peace, nature, trees, broken beer bottles, oh wait, not that one. It has come to our attention the […]
The Colossus of Rhodes, the great pyramid of Giza, the hanging gardens of Babylon and few others we can’t be arsed to remember, have added another magnificent structure to their elite group. Located on the very edge of Cornwall, right next to Devon (though for fucks sake don’t call any Bude residents Devonian, […]
The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that a horde of cyclists will descend on north Devon today. In what is being called a national day of revenge, grown men wearing brightly coloured suits of lycra are planning on disrupting traffic across the whole region. Organizers say that this is a protest against cars, motorbikes, […]
The regionally accepted sign that tourist season is officially over has finally been sent out this morning. In keeping with a tradition that dates back to 1369AD, South West Water were this year chosen as the utilities company tasked with giving the signal that it was time for tourists to bugger off back up country […]
