Ravers from across the country have been left feeling incredibly disappointed tonight. Lovers of electronic dance music have been sharing their excitement on social media recently at the forthcoming ‘Beat Surgery’ being put on at the Holsworthy sports pavilion. For weeks the ‘Buzz’ on the rave scene has all been about the upcoming dance […]
Storm Dianna crashes into Holsworthy and causes busiest Market in decades
We were warned days in advance that storm Dianna was coming. Newspapers like the daily express had told us that Apocalyptic weather was coming, and that we should all go hide in a storm shelter somewhere and ride the out the forthcoming hell on earth. In preparation for this doomsday scenario the elders of the town […]
Local man inspires ‘I’m A Celebrity’ campmate to aim for Xmas no1.
Man asks completely valid safety question, and gets a warm Holsworthy welcome.
Ahhh Holsworthy. Holsworthy is an amazing place to live, it has all you could want from a small rural town. A pub, another pub, another pub, another pub …. and another pub…….Perfect. It has even been voted the ‘Worlds greatest town’ by that esteemed publication ‘Janners weekly’. So it is understandable that people from […]
Supreme leader ‘Darth lord Hutchings’ orders the Green Flats to be painted Tory blue.
In a turn of events that everyone saw coming, Holsworthys new supreme leader ‘Darth Lord Hutchings’ has issued a new directive. The new command issued from his imperial throne upon the new death star, has been titled ‘Order 66’, and states the following:- ” In celebration of my ascent to the darkside and […]