Ravers from across the country have been left feeling incredibly disappointed tonight. Lovers of electronic dance music have been sharing their excitement on social media recently at the forthcoming ‘Beat Surgery’ being put on at the Holsworthy sports pavilion. For weeks the ‘Buzz’ on the rave scene has all been about the upcoming dance […]
We were warned days in advance that storm Dianna was coming. Newspapers like the daily express had told us that Apocalyptic weather was coming, and that we should all go hide in a storm shelter somewhere and ride the out the forthcoming hell on earth. In preparation for this doomsday scenario the elders of the town […]
A local painter and decorator, and man described by Vincent Van Gogh as “the best he has ever seen” ‘Tom TJ Davies’, has vowed to help his best friend, and hetrosexual life partner ‘Nick Knowles’ get to the top of the music charts this Christmas. In case you have been living under a […]
Ahhh Holsworthy. Holsworthy is an amazing place to live, it has all you could want from a small rural town. A pub, another pub, another pub, another pub …. and another pub…….Perfect. It has even been voted the ‘Worlds greatest town’ by that esteemed publication ‘Janners weekly’. So it is understandable that people from […]
In a turn of events that everyone saw coming, Holsworthys new supreme leader ‘Darth Lord Hutchings’ has issued a new directive. The new command issued from his imperial throne upon the new death star, has been titled ‘Order 66’, and states the following:- ” In celebration of my ascent to the darkside and […]
