A local painter and decorator, and man described by Vincent Van Gogh as “the best he has ever seen” ‘Tom TJ Davies’, has vowed to help his best friend, and hetrosexual life partner ‘Nick Knowles’ get to the top of the music charts this Christmas. In case you have been living under a […]
Ahhh Holsworthy. Holsworthy is an amazing place to live, it has all you could want from a small rural town. A pub, another pub, another pub, another pub …. and another pub…….Perfect. It has even been voted the ‘Worlds greatest town’ by that esteemed publication ‘Janners weekly’. So it is understandable that people from […]
In a turn of events that everyone saw coming, Holsworthys new supreme leader ‘Darth Lord Hutchings’ has issued a new directive. The new command issued from his imperial throne upon the new death star, has been titled ‘Order 66’, and states the following:- ” In celebration of my ascent to the darkside and […]
The Green flats in Holsworthy are universally recognised the world over, as a place of peace and hope. They are a place so significant that the Dalai Lama once described them as “The only place in Holsworthy that I would meditate”. Pilgrims from all over the world have come to Holsworthy just to catch […]
Brexit…… You can’t go a second without hearing about the steaming pile of monkey spunk. If it’s not ‘Dave from 2 doors down moaning about those ‘snowflake’ remainer shitbirds, it’s Sharon from No.24 harping on about those ‘gammon’ brexiteer wankers. Well the other 90% of the population (or grown ass adults as they used […]
