In news that has come as a complete shock to us here at the Holsworthy Mafia, we can confirm that there will indeed be fireworks let off in multiple locations tonight ( November 5th). This news came out of the blue as many people had just presumed that fireworks had been banned this […]
Village idiots. Every Hamlet, village, town, and city has them. You know, the useless waste of semen that immediately spring to mind whenever there is juicy gossip doing the rounds. These are the bellends that have been kicked out of the local boozer for picking a fight with the fruit machine, and have then […]
Holsworthy is truly awesome in so many ways, from our lovely little market to its people. Sometimes however, people start bickering and bitching. Normally things blow over within 5 minutes, but this afternoon, a development of grey moods has appeared on non other, Holsworthy Moan & Grown. A massive statement was posted by a concerned […]
We the Holsworthy Mafia have been mulling many things over the last few weeks and one thing the town is missing is a Tesco, but we’re never going to get that, so we’ve settled for 80s Euro Pop band called… Micropenis & the Lady Boys. The bands lead singer will be non other, the man […]
A family from Holsworthy have woken up to the devastating news this morning, that their new family home is to be torn down by Holsworthy Town Council. The 3 bedroomed, pink roofed, detached house has been built on Trewyn road by Tyrion Lannister and his family. However an eagle eyed council member spotted the […]
