Holsworthy, what a town. Created by God late on the seventh day when he realised the he had forgot to build himself somewhere to chill out. He designed it so that after a long day feuding with his son, he might have a place where he could sit back, jam some Stevie Wonder on the […]
“There has been many comments on social media over the last week or so regarding the Factory Shop in Holsworthy. I thought it was time to put the record straight regarding its future” There have been a load of Idiots posting shit on ‘Moan and Groan’ about the Factory shop recently, and it boils […]
The ever successful company Hermes, famous for successfully failing at doing the simplest task, handing a parcel to its recipient has just made a shock announcement, they are buying into the betting industry. In what has become a shocker, they have announced customers can place bets when tracking their parcel on what day, week, month, […]
The push to turn Holsworthy into a cashless society gained momentum this weekend, as yet again the 2 remaining cash machines ‘broke’ down, and the third in McColls ran out of cash. After Barclays and Natwest abandoned Holsworthy, our glorious town was left with two remaining cash machines. The one at HSBC, and the […]
Holsworthy did what Holsworthy does best last night, and put on another amazing event. From really tall people with wings, to Santa’s reindeer. From A district councillor blasting out a rousing rendition of “Who the F**K is Alice”, to the worlds scariest wise men and clowns with masks on. There really was a little […]
