News & Stories from the Holsworthy Mafia

Man in ‘Yellow peril’ causes outrage by driving within the speed limit.

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  Social media in Holsworthy went into complete meltdown today. In the words of absolutely no one, Holsworthy went FULL Holsworthy this afternoon.  What caused this catastrophic breakdown in relations between the residents of the greatest town in the world, nobody asked? Well today started of like any other day on local social media. There […]

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