Social media in Holsworthy went into complete meltdown today. In the words of absolutely no one, Holsworthy went FULL Holsworthy this afternoon. What caused this catastrophic breakdown in relations between the residents of the greatest town in the world, nobody asked? Well today started of like any other day on local social media. There […]
5 Reasons why Holsworthy is the greatest place on earth.
We ‘Anger Translate’ the Mayors statement on the Factory Shop.
Hermes to start bets on what day your parcel will turn up
The ever successful company Hermes, famous for successfully failing at doing the simplest task, handing a parcel to its recipient has just made a shock announcement, they are buying into the betting industry. In what has become a shocker, they have announced customers can place bets when tracking their parcel on what day, week, month, […]
Hermes to deliver new cash machines to Holsworthy.
The push to turn Holsworthy into a cashless society gained momentum this weekend, as yet again the 2 remaining cash machines ‘broke’ down, and the third in McColls ran out of cash. After Barclays and Natwest abandoned Holsworthy, our glorious town was left with two remaining cash machines. The one at HSBC, and the […]