The Holsworthy Mafia are always on the lookout for the next big news story. That story that lesser known news outlets like Devon live over look, or deem to ‘hot’ a subject to handle. Well, in what can only be described as a major scoop, we can exclusively reveal some important breaking news. Holsworthy is […]
Lazy wankers don’t pick up, after their dog takes a shit !!!
Holsworthy may have a reputation as the greatest town on gods green earth, but as of late there has been an ever increasing problem plaguing our beloved town. It is a problem that is hard to ignore, and even harder to understand. To the casual observer Holsworthy appears to be a clean, fun loving […]
Holsworthy Church vows to keep Christmas going for as long as possible.
Well Christmas is over and done with. The New years festivities and the resulting hangover is out of the way, and life is now settling back into some sort of routine. Holsworthy once again outdid itself over the holiday period, and showed everybody that when it comes to downing 20 pints of Doom bar […]
Chris Martin and Coldplay are ultimately to blame for Brexit.
Mayor of Bude accused of wildlife smuggling.
The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that David Hasslehoff impersonator and Mayor of Bude Bob Willingham, is being investigated for crimes against wildlife and fashion. What is worse, is that he committed these heinous crimes on the baby Jesus’s birthday. Word has reached us that on Christmas day Bude’s esteemed mayor took part […]