with charm and character, a busy town centre and now, a town which an event which will shape the future of towns people, the great power cut of Holsworthy. Lasting somewhere between 15 and 25 minutes, I didn’t really care too much to time it, it caused absolute chaos within the town. By the […]
Whilst agreeing with the Mayor that we don’t live in Beirut, here are my thoughts. The 1st fact is that the old adage that there are “Lies, Damn lies and statistics” still holds true. The 2nd fact is that there is no way in hell that any kind of optimistic gloss can be […]
The Holsworthy Mafia were granted exclusive access to the recent coronation of Holsworthy’s new queen. Here is our report. On Wednesday the 15th of May, the great and good of Devon and Cornwall descended on the Southwest’s capital city, to witness the coronation of the new ruler of Holsworthy. Taking place in the memorial […]
A local boy has decided to speak out loudly about the issue he shares with a large portion of the UK population by fitting a loud exhaust to his motorcycle, or in the proper term, hairdryer. Mr Ivor Smallpiece spoke out about his serious lack of appendage, and how it routinely affects his day to […]
The Holsworthy mafia held their fist annual quiz on Saturday the 30th of March. It was an amazing night that raised £500 for the local community first responders. After 10 rounds of questions, and only a couple of f*ck up’s by the devilishly handsome quiz master, the event was finally won by ‘The wise Guys’. […]
