The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal the final solution to the towns crime wave has arrived. The N.W.A or Neighbour Hood Watch Alliance as they are formally called have a plan to eradicate crime, and bring those responsible to justice, using the towns court leet to sentence the criminals to local punishment. Such as helping Dave […]
with charm and character, a busy town centre and now, a town which an event which will shape the future of towns people, the great power cut of Holsworthy. Lasting somewhere between 15 and 25 minutes, I didn’t really care too much to time it, it caused absolute chaos within the town. By the […]
Whilst agreeing with the Mayor that we don’t live in Beirut, here are my thoughts. The 1st fact is that the old adage that there are “Lies, Damn lies and statistics” still holds true. The 2nd fact is that there is no way in hell that any kind of optimistic gloss can be […]
The Holsworthy Mafia were granted exclusive access to the recent coronation of Holsworthy’s new queen. Here is our report. On Wednesday the 15th of May, the great and good of Devon and Cornwall descended on the Southwest’s capital city, to witness the coronation of the new ruler of Holsworthy. Taking place in the memorial […]
A local boy has decided to speak out loudly about the issue he shares with a large portion of the UK population by fitting a loud exhaust to his motorcycle, or in the proper term, hairdryer. Mr Ivor Smallpiece spoke out about his serious lack of appendage, and how it routinely affects his day to […]
