The Vampire Tax is a real thing and its a way for the government to drain the blood thirsty for their hard earned VAMPIRE cash. The scheme is very simple, if at night (thats important, because Vampires only drive at night) you park your car in the wrong direction of the traffic flow, you could […]
Totally not the first time this has happened, but the Don misplaced his Siberian tiger last night, again. Sparkels 2 was found later roaming the outskirts of Holsworthy but not before the Don had called in his military aircraft from Maryweather. His helicopters where spotted by local moaners and groaners in the town who went […]
We’ve got some interesting news for once that is based roughly on facts. We cant understand where the largest amount of reported crime has come from last month. Can anyone make sense of this? Based on statistics, crime last month vs March 2017 has risen by 79% according to Devon Live. Because Devon Live has […]
The Holsworthy Mafia have heard many stories about traffic lights and no road works and no one seems to know why, but being the Mafia, we’ve investigated. As it turns out, a works van was spotted parked by the lights, yet again, with no workmen in sight and no work being done. We can only […]
The Holsworthy Mafia are diversifying into Waste Removal this year, and to kick it off, we’ll remove your garden waste and other “waste” too. Whether its a pissed off nosy neighbor, or someone who flirts with your wife at her workplace, we can remove all this, as well as your garden waste. We will even […]
