WARDROBES R US Welcome to our new big money making scheme. Its called the wardrobe shop and as you’ve guessed it, we’re selling a wardrobe. just one. That one in the photo. Come by to our new shop opposite Pete Kippers splendid lock shop in the market arcade. We guarantee that this shop will always have […]
The Holsworthy Mafia are pleased to announce that our resident ‘Safe Cracker’ is starting A ‘House breaking and lock picking’ workshop’. Pete “Kipper” Smith will be running this once in A lifetime opportunity next February the 29th. The event will take place in the HTC building on floor 2. If you can not attend […]
The weather team here at the Mafia confirmed summer IS STILL on its way, but it got stuck somewhere in an unfilled pot hole. The weather front will still make its way, but it could be delayed for another month or so leaving us with this mild weather that reminds us what depression feels like. […]
The Don is letting all members of Holsworthy that his new on the ground team (Topless Man in a Van or “TMiaV”) will be travelling around in their new blue Ford Transit van. The team will be offering cash for scrap or caravans and free DAGS to anyone who makes a purchase through their services. […]
Holsworthy Mafia are proud to announce that founding member and resident Disposal expert, has carried out their 100th ‘Disposal’. The Don had the following words to say :– ” Agent 47 started their training at 6 weeks old, with legendary ‘Kung Fu’ expert ‘Po’ . Under his tutelage they quickly learnt the deadly art […]
