This just in. A strange man was spotted last night walking through Holsworthy Woods with his too dogs (dogging, definition of walking more than one dog). During his visit to the iconic woodlands of Holsworthy, he was seen gifting passing dogging folks with 1 pint bottles of milk completely free. The strange man known as the […]
Holsworthy Town Council are proposing a locally built tunnel to bypass Holsworthy with a second tunnel leading directly to the industrial estate. The plan would ease congestion in the town and would be a big boom for Holsworthy industrial estate. The tunnel would have free WiFi also provided by a local business as well as […]
Holsworthy Town Council have decided that a template bridge at the beginning of Fore Street is needed so lorry drivers such as Mr Drives know if they can fit under the bridge on Chapel Street. The bridge will be made of brick and steel to replicate the bridge by the Waitrose road. Holsworthy Town Council […]
A large shipment of coffee has come to an abrupt halt this afternoon as one of our delivery drivers made a mistake. On his way into town, he took no regard to the heights limit set for the entrance of the town on Chapel Street. The gateway into Holsworthy has claimed many of lorries […]
