Holsworthy Town Council have come up with a solution to the local Boy Racer issues with keeping people awake. This genius solution promises results every time. We guarantee after reading this, you’ll be asleep or die of severe boredom. Our man on the inside suggested that the material should be used carefully. he doesn’t recommend […]
You may remember a few years back during the Councillor elections for Torridge Council that Ian Parker promised a cycle path between Holsworthy and Bude. yesterday, the Don went out on his bike in shock to discover this politician hasn’t followed through with his cycle path promise. The Don was in tears when he came back, […]
Holsworthy has lit up on Facebook over the mysterious appearance of this glorious Citroen Xsara in different places in Holsworthy, but locals haven’t figured out yet, its ALIENS. The car is a decoy planted by Aliens who are planning a massive conspiracy in town on a level beyond your imagination. The conspiracy involves a luke […]
Breaking news – The RAF have just scrambled Typhoon Eurofighters from a UK military base to intercept a UFO spotted by citizens across the UK yesterday. The Pilots where initially stunned at how bright this UFO was and couldn’t stare directly at it. They also found that this UFO emitted heat like nothing ever felt […]
The Mafia had a party this week celebrating our opening of the Wardrobe shop and the result of the party was quite interesting. The Don pressed some buttons in our Bazaar Trident silo whilst drunk and detonated the explosive bolts designed to remove the roof in the event of an emergency nuclear missile launch, the […]
