Our servants who act on behalf of the general public would like your feedback on how you feel about Holsworthy. The Police are holding a beat surgery (not a rave) on the 6th of June between 12PM and 2PM at Holsworthy Library on North Road. Your welcome to come and share your opinion with the […]
Man with MICRO penis mistakes MDMA for Penis Enlargement Pills & goes on rampage
Last night, Holsworthy went into anarchy, for the second time this month. Townspeople watched in horror as a local young man with a micro penis went on a drug fuelled rampage after taking MDMA instead of his penis enlargement pills he purchased through an adult website advert. When the pills arrived, they looked identical to his MDMA […]
Costa Coffee review ….. One members thoughts.
Belt Sander Racing for St Peters Fair and possibly through the summer.
We put it to Holsworthy Town Council and its Councillors that Belt Sander Racing needs to become a monthly summer event. From the beginning to the end of summer, every 3 weeks, a belt sander race event needs to take place at Holsworthy Market. This event would bring tourists and over a period of a […]