We’ve got some interesting news for once that is based roughly on facts. We cant understand where the largest amount of reported crime has come from last month. Can anyone make sense of this? Based on statistics, crime last month vs March 2017 has risen by 79% according to Devon Live. Because Devon Live has […]
The Holsworthy Mafia have heard many stories about traffic lights and no road works and no one seems to know why, but being the Mafia, we’ve investigated. As it turns out, a works van was spotted parked by the lights, yet again, with no workmen in sight and no work being done. We can only […]
The Holsworthy Mafia are diversifying into Waste Removal this year, and to kick it off, we’ll remove your garden waste and other “waste” too. Whether its a pissed off nosy neighbor, or someone who flirts with your wife at her workplace, we can remove all this, as well as your garden waste. We will even […]
Holsworthy Square was thrown into absolute chaos yesterday with our boy racer coffee couriers causing manic mayhem. They where seen pulling off well executed hand brake turns and many other cool stunts with their cars in the town. After speaking to three of the members of the coffee courier drivers club, we established the true […]
Holsworthy has fallen into anarchy this evening in what appears to be a taking over by the Japanese. The Japanese are breaking one of the sacred laws of the land, park correctly. The Japanese vehicle, presumably driven by a Japanese family was left out of a parking space in Holsworthy. We’re no choice but to […]
