Here are some true facts as to why Holsworthy is a better place to live than Bude: We have many local pubs that are great to eat and drink in. A great selection of hair dressers. Free WiFi in our town centre. We have a Waitrose. You have Lidl. Bude is often full of tourists […]
The Traffic Warden strikes again. Ticketing a broken down unmovable car.
The local traffic warden strikes again. He’s back. And we thought it was over. No one is invincible to the Beer Money fund of Torridge Council as they laugh evilly similar to the Dr Evil Scene from Austin Powers. A fellow member of the Mafia broke down in a limited short stay parking bay in Bideford and […]
The Don was told to go VEGAN the other day by an activist.
The Don was approached the other day by a VEGAN protester who claimed the only way the Don could sleep at night without the thought of inflicting brutal cruelty was to go completely VEGAN. Obviously, this didn’t go down too well with the Don as VEGAN activists often make up exaggerated rubbish based on US […]
The Don thinks cyclists should have to pay Insurance and have a annual safety check.
The Don voiced his opinion this afternoon after watching some Cyclist youtube videos claiming they should pay their fair share of running costs such as Insurance and have an annual safety inspection along with license plates for easy identification. He believes a push bike road license for anyone over 16 should be mandatory and anyone […]
Columbian “coffee” sales affects blood donations in Holsworthy
The Don has apologised for his recent sales drive in Columbian “Coffee” products in Holsworthy. He believes that drug tests before the donation has caused a huge turn away for donations. Since our “coffee” is so pure and strong, it affects the tests in a similar way to other stimulants which are unavailable through […]
