Last night, Holsworthy went into anarchy, for the second time this month. Townspeople watched in horror as a local young man with a micro penis went on a drug fuelled rampage after taking MDMA instead of his penis enlargement pills he purchased through an adult website advert. When the pills arrived, they looked identical to his MDMA […]
Lets get this out the way first. The good people of Holsworthy all love the Co-Op. It’s convenient, friendly and smells like roses and wine. If you want a quick and cheap meal for the family they have your back, or if you want something more upmarket like a pack of Malboro and a […]
We put it to Holsworthy Town Council and its Councillors that Belt Sander Racing needs to become a monthly summer event. From the beginning to the end of summer, every 3 weeks, a belt sander race event needs to take place at Holsworthy Market. This event would bring tourists and over a period of a […]
Peter Peter & Wright announce summer for Holsworthy, Devon. Their Solicitor branch has opened its awning to shade from the aggressive British sun.
We always knew Holsworthy to be an upmarket town, a town with thats separate from the rest, after all, we’re the first town to be getting our hospital beds back after them being withdrawn. The middle class side of Holsworthy comes with our local to area country club at Woodford Bridge, our Waitrose but […]
