Holsworthy Mafia can confirm that Volunteers helping with the community litter pick later today will NOT receive A council tax rebate, despite doing Torridge district council’s Job. Holsworthy Mafia spoke to one volunteer, local resident Mr A.Taint from North Road for his take on the subject. He had this to say :- ” I work […]
Holsworthy Naughty Step – Prisoner demands soap bar so he can drop it and expose himself to prison “elements”.
The first Naughty Boy to be sentenced to 2 weeks on the naughty step has claimed its harder than prison because freedom is in plain view and around you. He said one of his favorite things about prison was dropping the soap, he really enjoyed being exposed to the prison “elements”, and since being banished to […]
Naughty Step to come to Green Flats of Holsworthy as a form of criminal punishment.
Holsworthy Town Council are to announce plans to help the community punish those who take part in Youthful High jinx. The plan involves a naughty step in which criminals will be made to sit there and sulk while they think about the naughty things they have done. This involves anything from stealing car dust caps […]
Torridge recycling/waste managment team revealed !!!
We have seen a lot of talk over the last few days about the ineptitude of TDC. So lets be honest here. Torridge district council well and truly dropped a bollock when they rolled out their latest recycling improvements (debacle). From the utterly baffling letter they posted out, that was more passive aggressive than my […]