The local traffic warden strikes again. He’s back. And we thought it was over. No one is invincible to the Beer Money fund of Torridge Council as they laugh evilly similar to the Dr Evil Scene from Austin Powers. A fellow member of the Mafia broke down in a limited short stay parking bay in Bideford and […]
The Don was approached the other day by a VEGAN protester who claimed the only way the Don could sleep at night without the thought of inflicting brutal cruelty was to go completely VEGAN. Obviously, this didn’t go down too well with the Don as VEGAN activists often make up exaggerated rubbish based on US […]
The Don voiced his opinion this afternoon after watching some Cyclist youtube videos claiming they should pay their fair share of running costs such as Insurance and have an annual safety inspection along with license plates for easy identification. He believes a push bike road license for anyone over 16 should be mandatory and anyone […]
The Don has apologised for his recent sales drive in Columbian “Coffee” products in Holsworthy. He believes that drug tests before the donation has caused a huge turn away for donations. Since our “coffee” is so pure and strong, it affects the tests in a similar way to other stimulants which are unavailable through […]
This just in. A strange man was spotted last night walking through Holsworthy Woods with his too dogs (dogging, definition of walking more than one dog). During his visit to the iconic woodlands of Holsworthy, he was seen gifting passing dogging folks with 1 pint bottles of milk completely free. The strange man known as the […]
