The Holsworthy Mafia are diversifying into Waste Removal this year, and to kick it off, we’ll remove your garden waste and other “waste” too. Whether its a pissed off nosy neighbor, or someone who flirts with your wife at her workplace, we can remove all this, as well as your garden waste. We will even […]
Holsworthy Square was thrown into absolute chaos yesterday with our boy racer coffee couriers causing manic mayhem. They where seen pulling off well executed hand brake turns and many other cool stunts with their cars in the town. After speaking to three of the members of the coffee courier drivers club, we established the true […]
Holsworthy has fallen into anarchy this evening in what appears to be a taking over by the Japanese. The Japanese are breaking one of the sacred laws of the land, park correctly. The Japanese vehicle, presumably driven by a Japanese family was left out of a parking space in Holsworthy. We’re no choice but to […]
Our pot hole winner goes to Dave Walter. Look at this, its comparable to Roadford Lake. DAM IT. The Council need to sort our roads out proper.
Stage 1: Navigate From the White Hart Hotel on Fore Street through to The Square without stumbling on the bollards and stone flower pots. The winner is the first to video themselves stumbling through Fore Street to the Square with the hashtag #HDO2018.
