TRESemme have announced a new hair product for holding stylish hair patterns. The new hair style is planned to be Strong & Stable and able to hold during all every day activities like you see in hair gel adverts, such as skating, swimming, climbing, diving, push biking, and other bedroom related activities. Here it is:
An interesting development has occurred within the politics system of Torridge Council. We actually had to sit down for this one because its quite interesting. I think it does show that not everyone within Torridge Council is a careless buffoon. The Head of Torridge has been out this morning correcting any issues with the new […]
1: St Peters Fayre. …. A place to listen to some of the greatest musical bands the world has to offer. Where you can meet friends old and new, dance, laugh, help local charities and neck a few pints of Doom bar, all at the same time. 2: Community. …… When the […]
The Bank Manager at NatWest in Holsworthy has been sentenced to 3 weeks on the naughty step in Holsworthy for the crime of “being a plonker and closing our bank”. The sentence begins tomorrow and the bank manager will be given the standard treatment, a bar of lubricated soap, some nuts that can be thrown […]
The Local constabulary have shared their concerns over the new release of the BT Phonebook. To their absolute horror, the phone book is much smaller than before. The new phonebook is only half an inch thick, despite the Police issuing the phone numbers of every drug dealer in Holsworthy (enough to fill a 1990’s yellow […]
