The first Naughty Boy to be sentenced to 2 weeks on the naughty step has claimed its harder than prison because freedom is in plain view and around you. He said one of his favorite things about prison was dropping the soap, he really enjoyed being exposed to the prison “elements”, and since being banished to […]
Holsworthy Town Council are to announce plans to help the community punish those who take part in Youthful High jinx. The plan involves a naughty step in which criminals will be made to sit there and sulk while they think about the naughty things they have done. This involves anything from stealing car dust caps […]
We have seen a lot of talk over the last few days about the ineptitude of TDC. So lets be honest here. Torridge district council well and truly dropped a bollock when they rolled out their latest recycling improvements (debacle). From the utterly baffling letter they posted out, that was more passive aggressive than my […]
Our servants who act on behalf of the general public would like your feedback on how you feel about Holsworthy. The Police are holding a beat surgery (not a rave) on the 6th of June between 12PM and 2PM at Holsworthy Library on North Road. Your welcome to come and share your opinion with the […]
Last night, Holsworthy went into anarchy, for the second time this month. Townspeople watched in horror as a local young man with a micro penis went on a drug fuelled rampage after taking MDMA instead of his penis enlargement pills he purchased through an adult website advert. When the pills arrived, they looked identical to his MDMA […]
