This evening marks a special day for the unlucky. A meeting of lads with small penises took place this evening in Holsworthy Square by the well pump in the centre. They used the benches to sit down and talk about their problems while yelling abuse throughout the square (probably down to frustration). They where spotted […]
DUTCH inspired “coffee shop” opening in Holsworthy
Holsworthy Mafia have heard rumours that a new Dutch inspired coffee shop is opening up in Holsworthy. It comes as the Green Elephant in the room was evicted from Holsworthy, shutting down the traditional supply of the much loved 5 leaved money tree we have come to appreciate so much. The new coffee shop will […]
Bude opens Warehouse sized Sauna.
Our scone hating friends across the Tamar have done it again. While most normal people are out enjoying the glorious sunshine doing normal people things like gardening, watching the footie and sinking a few cold ones, the residents of Bude have decided that the current heatwave it is not quite hot enough for […]
NEW DVLA LAW – Flags to identify bad drivers, good drivers & low IQ drivers
We’ve all been there, driving along, and then all of a sudden, some idiot in their car does something stupid that almost causes an accident. Well, theres a way we can all be warned of approaching motorists with driving difficulties. The DVLA have issued a red cross flag with a white background to drivers […]