23 lions in human form did us proud tonight and united a country. Ultimately they failed in their quest, however even in failure they have made a country feel more together than at any time in the last two years. The human/Lion hybrids lost out in a game of football to Croatia ( home […]
For years, there’s been confusion in the meaning of the word Dogging, but never fear, heres the true meaning and why it means what it means. Dogging is a factual term to those who love dogs and meet up with their beloved pets at the local woods or car park. They share stories about their […]
For many years, St Peters Fair has been a fun annual event for Holsworthy townspeople, but every year, it does get some negative feedback in one way or another, despite the event being funded by the town businesses, donations and hard work from committee members. This year, it only took about 5 hours before the […]
Columbia has announced to the Mafia that our “coffee” product is no longer available. Without notice, all supplies will dry up after next week.The last shipment will be with us by Friday, but this isn’t a bad thing, it’s expected to last a week instead of 2 days, this is mainly due to the surprise […]
This evening marks a special day for the unlucky. A meeting of lads with small penises took place this evening in Holsworthy Square by the well pump in the centre. They used the benches to sit down and talk about their problems while yelling abuse throughout the square (probably down to frustration). They where spotted […]
