For many years, St Peters Fair has been a fun annual event for Holsworthy townspeople, but every year, it does get some negative feedback in one way or another, despite the event being funded by the town businesses, donations and hard work from committee members. This year, it only took about 5 hours before the […]
Columbia has announced to the Mafia that our “coffee” product is no longer available. Without notice, all supplies will dry up after next week.The last shipment will be with us by Friday, but this isn’t a bad thing, it’s expected to last a week instead of 2 days, this is mainly due to the surprise […]
This evening marks a special day for the unlucky. A meeting of lads with small penises took place this evening in Holsworthy Square by the well pump in the centre. They used the benches to sit down and talk about their problems while yelling abuse throughout the square (probably down to frustration). They where spotted […]
Holsworthy Mafia have heard rumours that a new Dutch inspired coffee shop is opening up in Holsworthy. It comes as the Green Elephant in the room was evicted from Holsworthy, shutting down the traditional supply of the much loved 5 leaved money tree we have come to appreciate so much. The new coffee shop will […]
Our scone hating friends across the Tamar have done it again. While most normal people are out enjoying the glorious sunshine doing normal people things like gardening, watching the footie and sinking a few cold ones, the residents of Bude have decided that the current heatwave it is not quite hot enough for […]
