Wow! As far as excitement levels go Holsworthy hasn’t seen anything like this since the Green flats got ASBO’d. Well now after no investigation whatsoever by the Holsworthy Mafia, we can finally bring you the exclusive details of what went down in our beloved town. As was mentioned many, many, MANY times […]
Holsworthy, Halwill & Chillsworthy have fallen into anarchy this morning when a special education student left the town looking like Los Angeles. The Student who was left with special crayons at the end of term, exchanged them with another special student for cans of spray yesterday and has decided he is the leader of the […]
The choice this week, are two divisive culinary spreads. The rules are simple. You can choose only one. The beefy Bovril or The Yeasty Marmite
A little bit of social activism is all well and good, right? …. Well the Scone haters across the Tamar don’t think so. What has got their collective panties in a bunch? One word ….VEGANS! Earlier today a group of bacon haters were seen scrawling Pro Vegan messages around the Holy site, that is […]
The Mafia loves common sense, we live an Anti Idiot rule and therefore, are quite intelligent. I did an online IQ test once, I got over 150 on my score, thats how clever I am. Now, to the point, now I’ve explained I am smart, because I am. The Earth is indeed flat. We know […]
