The latest addition to Holsworthy mafia’s roster of adequate writers is Sheepwash’s very own Jobe Coofler. Jobe is an avid fan of the Nissan Micra, a wearer of corduroy and a staunch Liberal Democrat. Jobe believes that having an opinion one way or another is Journalistic suicide and hopes that his ‘beige’ approach to […]

The Holsworthy Mafia are well known for their awesomeness, we are so awesome, we invented the word awesome. In fact, we invented the word. The very first word ever said. Yes, that was us that did that. Among this awesomeness, we have also made a weather changing machine called…. The Sunshine Machine, but due to budgeting […]

      Wow!  As far as excitement levels go Holsworthy hasn’t seen anything like this since the Green flats got ASBO’d. Well now after no investigation whatsoever by the Holsworthy Mafia, we can finally bring you the exclusive details of what went down in our beloved town. As was mentioned many, many, MANY times […]

Holsworthy, Halwill & Chillsworthy have fallen into anarchy this morning when a special education student left the town looking like Los Angeles. The Student who was left with special crayons at the end of term, exchanged them with another special student for cans of spray yesterday and has decided he is the leader of the […]

The choice this week, are two divisive culinary spreads. The rules are simple. You can choose only one.   The beefy Bovril or   The Yeasty Marmite