Horror in Holsworthy this afternoon. The local Traffic Warden known as Mr C (not the famous rapper from the seminal 90’s rave band the Shamen) who works around Holsworthy (every minute of everyday of the fucking year it feels like), was spotted by a fan parking in the most horrendous and completely irresponsible fashion today. […]
People have been moaning about it and people have been rejoicing about it, but I think the one thing that all of us agree on is that the closure of Bodmin street is the least talked about thing in Holsworthy at the moment. Well after literally seconds of investigative journalism (being nosey […]
Some things in life are just predictable. The sun will always rise in the east, cream will always go on first and some people will always leave their cars parked in the square on a Wednesday morning. In what has become something of a weekly ritual for thousands of Holsworthy residents, the facebook […]
Doggy Style has had many people confused, but have no fear, here is the one true meaning: What is Doggy Style? Doggy style is a form of hair treatment for our K-9 friends. The hair styles vary from dog to dog, but can look impressive. There are competitions and awards that can be won for […]
The Holsworthy Mafia are delighted to announce that we are starting our very own news website. This exciting new project will be called ‘Levon Dive’ and will bring you all the latest in local news, weather, sport, travel, celeb gossip (but none of the love island folk, because even we have standards) and irrelevant […]
