Doggy Style has had many people confused, but have no fear, here is the one true meaning: What is Doggy Style? Doggy style is a form of hair treatment for our K-9 friends. The hair styles vary from dog to dog, but can look impressive. There are competitions and awards that can be won for […]
The Holsworthy Mafia are delighted to announce that we are starting our very own news website. This exciting new project will be called ‘Levon Dive’ and will bring you all the latest in local news, weather, sport, travel, celeb gossip (but none of the love island folk, because even we have standards) and irrelevant […]
Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that 2 local district councils have started a new and exciting competition between themselves. Torridge district council and North Devon council have decided to hold the 1st ever “Biggest fuck up of the year” competition. Not content with bragging only to their work colleagues about how badly they can […]
The apocalypse is finally happening!!! After the false alarm earlier in the year when we thought Dave Millman had brought about the end of the world by taking a day of work, we can now exclusively reveal that the Apocalypse is finally on it’s way (maybe). The signs to look out for were first […]
The Holsworthy Small Penis group have claimed responsibility from the terrible Graffiti in Holsworthy earlier this week. The Group claimed the damages last night via a grainy video with a goat in the background while wearing face masks. When approached, they explained they did it out of frustration, but we know better. We know this […]
