News & Stories from the Holsworthy Mafia

Man wants ‘Fish and Chips’ 1 hour after shop closes…… Gets politely told to ‘fuck off’ by whole of Holsworthy.


  Holsworthy has done it again. After a relative calm period Holsworthy has gone into meltdown in the last 24hrs. People in the Holsworthy area say they haven’t seen the town in this state since some one moaned about the Funeral directors moving into the square.   The day got off to a bad start […]

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