Holsworthy has done it again. After a relative calm period Holsworthy has gone into meltdown in the last 24hrs. People in the Holsworthy area say they haven’t seen the town in this state since some one moaned about the Funeral directors moving into the square. The day got off to a bad start […]
Regional embarrassment and advert covered cluster fuck of a website ‘Devon Live’ have decided to up the ante in their charm offensive towards the people of Holsworthy. The Holsworthy mafia understand that last night (19/08/18) at around 11:57pm, Devon Live sent a crack team of reporters to Waterloo road in Holsworthy in a […]
First off, you have all got dirty minds !!! In keeping with the grand tradition of Holsworthy doing things bigger, better and weirder than anyone else, the people of Holsworthy and the surrounding areas are attempting to break a world record this coming Thursday the 23rd. The annual Holsworthy and […]
One of our Colombian “coffee” couriers has taken his love of the humble egg to the next level. Not content with just eating eggs morning, noon and night Holsworthy Mafias top “coffee” courier has decided that the only way he could really express his passion for the mighty egg, was by turning his beloved […]
The great Middle class shopping institution that is Waitrose have finally conceded defeat in their efforts to appear like an “Average persons” supermarket. From their humble beginnings as a roadside table offering 3 Cucumbers, 16 Cooking apples, some runner beans and a good faith tin (covered by state of the art HD CCTV […]
