The great Middle class shopping institution that is Waitrose have finally conceded defeat in their efforts to appear like an “Average persons” supermarket. From their humble beginnings as a roadside table offering 3 Cucumbers, 16 Cooking apples, some runner beans and a good faith tin (covered by state of the art HD CCTV […]
We have all been there. You are coming up to your 16th birthday and all you can think about is getting your freedom. At 16 that means a 50cc mean machine. Two wheels and the open road awaits. After completing your compulsory basic training you eagerly get home to your parents and tell them […]
It started of as just a rumour. A whisper that was heard in only the most secret of places. A myth that became a legend. A legend that became a friend of a friends “gods honest truth”. Until finally it became FACT. Well the Holsworthy Mafia can now confirm that this FACT, […]
Horror in Holsworthy this afternoon. The local Traffic Warden known as Mr C (not the famous rapper from the seminal 90’s rave band the Shamen) who works around Holsworthy (every minute of everyday of the fucking year it feels like), was spotted by a fan parking in the most horrendous and completely irresponsible fashion today. […]
People have been moaning about it and people have been rejoicing about it, but I think the one thing that all of us agree on is that the closure of Bodmin street is the least talked about thing in Holsworthy at the moment. Well after literally seconds of investigative journalism (being nosey […]
