The Holsworthy Mafia have just been informed of an incident that happened this evening on the 29th of August, 2018 when a black SUV parked incorrectly in an ASDA car park. The Driver of this wonderfully parked Mitsubishi Outlander was no where to be found, but had left his car parked in what was a […]
“Empty Bud bottles”. …… Introducing ‘Betty’ our new reporter.
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, sorry I mean Holsworthy, but it’s them gangsters messing up my paradise that have got my goat. I regularly walk through Holsworthy, and my route takes me from the bustling historic Town Square, past the houses that shall no longer be called green, […]
Ladyboy #1 and Ladyboy #2 Can’t handle shandy and pick fight with small fence post.
Man gives up and becomes a Hermit after failing to master the art of folding a fitted bed sheet.
The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal that one of its members have given up on the modern world and decided to move to Black Torrington and become an actual Hermit. What prompted this upheaval in his life was his failure to understand how to fold and store a new and technologically advanced form of […]