As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, sorry I mean Holsworthy, but it’s them gangsters messing up my paradise that have got my goat. I regularly walk through Holsworthy, and my route takes me from the bustling historic Town Square, past the houses that shall no longer be called green, […]
The Holsworthy Mafia understand that two ‘double hard’ boys had 1 can of Shandy to many on Sunday night. Distraught that they couldn’t afford the latest ‘fanny pack’ on sale at Primark, the two young chavs necked 2 cans of the super strong lemonade and beer mix known as ‘shandy’ and decided to […]
The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal that one of its members have given up on the modern world and decided to move to Black Torrington and become an actual Hermit. What prompted this upheaval in his life was his failure to understand how to fold and store a new and technologically advanced form of […]
Welcome to the Holsworthy Mafias latest challenge For those of us that venture on to the Devon or Cornwall Live websites it can be quite an experience. From a pointless survey and a video box with a life of its own, to the 7 line story and the adverts. The whole thing really […]
The Holsworthy Mafia understand that a person identified as ‘Fuckles the clown’ from Holsworthy has decided that the rules don’t apply to him. To him the rules are just social constructs that “The Man” put in place for every other member of society to live by …. Just not him. The Mafia have it […]
