The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that a horde of cyclists will descend on north Devon today. In what is being called a national day of revenge, grown men wearing brightly coloured suits of lycra are planning on disrupting traffic across the whole region. Organizers say that this is a protest against cars, motorbikes, […]

The regionally accepted sign that tourist season is officially over has finally been sent out this morning. In keeping with a tradition that dates back to 1369AD, South West Water were this year chosen as the utilities company tasked with giving the signal that it was time for tourists to bugger off back up country […]

  The Holsworthy Mafia have just been informed that the Cornish Lifestyles and Information on Tourism Services or C.L.I.T.S for short, have exciting new plans to help boost tourism into the local area. Cornwalls top tourist information service C.L.I.T.S, have announced bald new plans to bring more visitors into the area. Vernon Arnold Garrison, head of […]

Devon County Council have decided to enter the biggest fuck-up of the year award competition and its looking pretty close in all honesty as I can’t see anything that could top this. As we can see here, for two days, Victoria Hill will close, leaving Holsworthians cut off from this pleasant slope from what is […]