The apocalypse is finally happening!!! After the false alarm earlier in the year when we thought Dave Millman had brought about the end of the world by taking a day of work, we can now exclusively reveal that the Apocalypse is finally on it’s way (maybe). The signs to look out for were first […]
The Holsworthy Small Penis group have claimed responsibility from the terrible Graffiti in Holsworthy earlier this week. The Group claimed the damages last night via a grainy video with a goat in the background while wearing face masks. When approached, they explained they did it out of frustration, but we know better. We know this […]
The latest addition to Holsworthy mafia’s roster of adequate writers is Sheepwash’s very own Jobe Coofler. Jobe is an avid fan of the Nissan Micra, a wearer of corduroy and a staunch Liberal Democrat. Jobe believes that having an opinion one way or another is Journalistic suicide and hopes that his ‘beige’ approach to […]
The Holsworthy Mafia are well known for their awesomeness, we are so awesome, we invented the word awesome. In fact, we invented the word. The very first word ever said. Yes, that was us that did that. Among this awesomeness, we have also made a weather changing machine called…. The Sunshine Machine, but due to budgeting […]
Wow! As far as excitement levels go Holsworthy hasn’t seen anything like this since the Green flats got ASBO’d. Well now after no investigation whatsoever by the Holsworthy Mafia, we can finally bring you the exclusive details of what went down in our beloved town. As was mentioned many, many, MANY times […]
