The Holsworthy Mafia have just been informed that the Cornish Lifestyles and Information on Tourism Services or C.L.I.T.S for short, have exciting new plans to help boost tourism into the local area. Cornwalls top tourist information service C.L.I.T.S, have announced bald new plans to bring more visitors into the area. Vernon Arnold Garrison, head of […]
Devon County Council have decided to enter the biggest fuck-up of the year award competition and its looking pretty close in all honesty as I can’t see anything that could top this. As we can see here, for two days, Victoria Hill will close, leaving Holsworthians cut off from this pleasant slope from what is […]
The Holsworthy Mafia have just been informed of an incident that happened this evening on the 29th of August, 2018 when a black SUV parked incorrectly in an ASDA car park. The Driver of this wonderfully parked Mitsubishi Outlander was no where to be found, but had left his car parked in what was a […]
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, sorry I mean Holsworthy, but it’s them gangsters messing up my paradise that have got my goat. I regularly walk through Holsworthy, and my route takes me from the bustling historic Town Square, past the houses that shall no longer be called green, […]
The Holsworthy Mafia understand that two ‘double hard’ boys had 1 can of Shandy to many on Sunday night. Distraught that they couldn’t afford the latest ‘fanny pack’ on sale at Primark, the two young chavs necked 2 cans of the super strong lemonade and beer mix known as ‘shandy’ and decided to […]
