First off, you have all got dirty minds !!! In keeping with the grand tradition of Holsworthy doing things bigger, better and weirder than anyone else, the people of Holsworthy and the surrounding areas are attempting to break a world record this coming Thursday the 23rd. The annual Holsworthy and […]
One of our Colombian “coffee” couriers has taken his love of the humble egg to the next level. Not content with just eating eggs morning, noon and night Holsworthy Mafias top “coffee” courier has decided that the only way he could really express his passion for the mighty egg, was by turning his beloved […]
The great Middle class shopping institution that is Waitrose have finally conceded defeat in their efforts to appear like an “Average persons” supermarket. From their humble beginnings as a roadside table offering 3 Cucumbers, 16 Cooking apples, some runner beans and a good faith tin (covered by state of the art HD CCTV […]
We have all been there. You are coming up to your 16th birthday and all you can think about is getting your freedom. At 16 that means a 50cc mean machine. Two wheels and the open road awaits. After completing your compulsory basic training you eagerly get home to your parents and tell them […]
It started of as just a rumour. A whisper that was heard in only the most secret of places. A myth that became a legend. A legend that became a friend of a friends “gods honest truth”. Until finally it became FACT. Well the Holsworthy Mafia can now confirm that this FACT, […]
