The Holsworthy Mafia understand that a person identified as ‘Fuckles the clown’ from Holsworthy has decided that the rules don’t apply to him. To him the rules are just social constructs that “The Man” put in place for every other member of society to live by …. Just not him. The Mafia have it […]
It’s getting near that time of year again when parents have to make the dreaded trip to get their kids new shoes for the upcoming school term. Well this Holsworthy Mafia member temporarily lost his fucking mind and decided today was the day he would brave the onslaught of sweat and humanity that his […]
I love this town, I think its safe to say, a majority of residents love Holsworthy, however, our sleepy town in the Middle of the west side of Devon has many ways to occupy ourselves in the afternoon. I give you: Pegging. Its a wonderful term for an activity that women are often more dominant […]
Holsworthy has done it again. After a relative calm period Holsworthy has gone into meltdown in the last 24hrs. People in the Holsworthy area say they haven’t seen the town in this state since some one moaned about the Funeral directors moving into the square. The day got off to a bad start […]
Regional embarrassment and advert covered cluster fuck of a website ‘Devon Live’ have decided to up the ante in their charm offensive towards the people of Holsworthy. The Holsworthy mafia understand that last night (19/08/18) at around 11:57pm, Devon Live sent a crack team of reporters to Waterloo road in Holsworthy in a […]
