Holsworthy is internationally recognized as the town that lives it’s life a “quarter acre at a time”. Famed for it’s love of fast tractors and even faster women, Holsworthy finally drew the attention of Hollywood big wigs. After months of negotiations between Holsworthy town council and Universal studios, a location in Holsworthy town was […]
When it rains in Holsworthy the local residents have only one thing on their minds. There is one question above all others that they ask themselves when they wake up and see that it’s pissing down. “Do I walk up fore street and cross at the lights, and risk being drowned by a […]
News has just come in from the Geography Union of Teachers, that they have just about lost their damn minds and are going on strike. People woke up on the 24th of June 2016 to the news that the UK was leaving the European Union, and also to Nigel Farage ruining the […]
It has long been known that Cornwall has a problem with proper Cornish Pasties being infiltrated by weak, mass produced, inferior products. It is a problem that has torn families apart and ripped children from their homes. For too long the people of Cornwall have had to deal with deadly, daily drops of […]
Former Stella Maris pupil and walking human turd burger is facing the threat of bankruptcy, despite having previously tweeted her disgust at people in such situations. Cuntie Hopkins found her self in this situation after losing a court battle to someone called Jack Monroe and being handed a shit tonne of court costs as a […]
