We the Holsworthy Mafia love anything thats evil, nasty, crazy, we love that stuff and nothing stands out more evil than taking a shit in Pudsey Bears Eye socket than Chemtrails. Chemtrials are a theory that weirdos use to say the government are bending us over and screwing us. These are the sorts of […]
***BREAKING NEWS*** After recently being demoted from ‘Saint’ to plain old regular ‘John’. Holsworthy mayor ‘John of Hutchings’ was today imprisoned for the greater good. ….. The Greater good. Today after helping other local volunteers set up fencing for Saturdays FREE upcoming WW1 remembrance event, Holsworthy mayor and part time professional Squirrel […]
Holsworthy is internationally recognized as the town that lives it’s life a “quarter acre at a time”. Famed for it’s love of fast tractors and even faster women, Holsworthy finally drew the attention of Hollywood big wigs. After months of negotiations between Holsworthy town council and Universal studios, a location in Holsworthy town was […]
When it rains in Holsworthy the local residents have only one thing on their minds. There is one question above all others that they ask themselves when they wake up and see that it’s pissing down. “Do I walk up fore street and cross at the lights, and risk being drowned by a […]
News has just come in from the Geography Union of Teachers, that they have just about lost their damn minds and are going on strike. People woke up on the 24th of June 2016 to the news that the UK was leaving the European Union, and also to Nigel Farage ruining the […]
