We’re a proud town, this lot here in the centre of the west side of Devon, we often refer ourselves as North Devon, but west centre Devon we are, so close to the border we live, that some people like to put the cream on top as unacceptable it is. But Holsworthy is about to […]
Whether you are for it or not, Brexit is universally regarded as a monumental fuck up at the moment. Both sides of the debate have been fighting with each other like two cats in heat, since the ham faced pig fucker David Cameron, announced the decision to have an in/out vote in February 2016. […]
We all love to go on a lovely stroll in an evening, walk down some paths, go to the park, go dogging down the Woods, its the simplest things in life we all fall in love with, peace, nature, trees, broken beer bottles, oh wait, not that one. It has come to our attention the […]
The Colossus of Rhodes, the great pyramid of Giza, the hanging gardens of Babylon and few others we can’t be arsed to remember, have added another magnificent structure to their elite group. Located on the very edge of Cornwall, right next to Devon (though for fucks sake don’t call any Bude residents Devonian, […]
The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that a horde of cyclists will descend on north Devon today. In what is being called a national day of revenge, grown men wearing brightly coloured suits of lycra are planning on disrupting traffic across the whole region. Organizers say that this is a protest against cars, motorbikes, […]
