Former Stella Maris pupil and walking human turd burger is facing the threat of bankruptcy, despite having previously tweeted her disgust at people in such situations. Cuntie Hopkins found her self in this situation after losing a court battle to someone called Jack Monroe and being handed a shit tonne of court costs as a […]
In a Holsworthy mafia exclusive we can finally reveal what is to become of the notorious green flats. The green flats in Holsworthy have something of a reputation as a place of peace, love and random acts of kindness. They operated this way for many years, spreading their unique brand of happiness throughout […]
Plastic is bad for our oceans and the environment in general. We know this because Sir David Attenborough said so. And as everybody knows Sir Dave’s words carry more weight than god. We also know plastic is bad for our oceans because, well … Logic and shit. While other towns like Bude, Bideford […]
The Holsworthy Mafia have a favour to ask. We often write stories that are complete nonsense and you the amazing folks of Holsworthy read and comment on them. For that we truly thank you. Well now we would like to ask that you take a few minutes out of your day and complete a […]
Some Idiots in suits working for a group with the terribly exciting name ‘Boundary commission for England’ (or ‘Fucking Idiots’ as they are also known as) have decided that the simmering tensions between the two counties of Devon and Cornwall over the jam/cream debate have not boiled over into the all out war that […]
