In what experts are calling the crime of the century, a local business has had its signage stolen (or misplaced). The white sign that usually hangs at the entrance to the pannier arcade has not been seen in a week. Now absolutely no local agencies believe it may never return, and has probably left […]
In a move that shocked absolutely no one today, Theresa may announced that she was giving up on negotiations with the EU and was instead going to challenge Starlord from the fictitious Marvel universe, to a ‘Dance off’ for the Power stone. She believes that with one of the six infinity stones, she will […]
“Giving back is so important. Give back to your communities in whatever way you can. With donations, items or with your time. The Universe blesses a generous heart.” ― Eileen Anglin I started of with a quote for this Article ( how very artsy of me, I know ), because it sums […]
We the Holsworthy Mafia love anything thats evil, nasty, crazy, we love that stuff and nothing stands out more evil than taking a shit in Pudsey Bears Eye socket than Chemtrails. Chemtrials are a theory that weirdos use to say the government are bending us over and screwing us. These are the sorts of […]
***BREAKING NEWS*** After recently being demoted from ‘Saint’ to plain old regular ‘John’. Holsworthy mayor ‘John of Hutchings’ was today imprisoned for the greater good. ….. The Greater good. Today after helping other local volunteers set up fencing for Saturdays FREE upcoming WW1 remembrance event, Holsworthy mayor and part time professional Squirrel […]
