Holsworthy is truly awesome in so many ways, from our lovely little market to its people. Sometimes however, people start bickering and bitching. Normally things blow over within 5 minutes, but this afternoon, a development of grey moods has appeared on non other, Holsworthy Moan & Grown. A massive statement was posted by a concerned […]
We the Holsworthy Mafia have been mulling many things over the last few weeks and one thing the town is missing is a Tesco, but we’re never going to get that, so we’ve settled for 80s Euro Pop band called… Micropenis & the Lady Boys. The bands lead singer will be non other, the man […]
A family from Holsworthy have woken up to the devastating news this morning, that their new family home is to be torn down by Holsworthy Town Council. The 3 bedroomed, pink roofed, detached house has been built on Trewyn road by Tyrion Lannister and his family. However an eagle eyed council member spotted the […]
Lets be honest, politics is all kinds of fucked at the moment. The Tories appear to be fucking useless, and couldn’t organise a piss up at Oktoberfest. Labour are like that wet blanket you forget about in the corner of your bedroom, that’s smells funny and serves no purpose. The Lib dems ….. I […]
Just in case you live on the moon (or bude) and hadn’t heard, Holsworthy won the BBC Radio Devon ‘Comunitree’. Well today was the day for the official planting of the tree up at Stanhope park. On a bright and beautiful sunny morning the good and faithful of Holsworthy turned out in their […]
