A family from Holsworthy have woken up to the devastating news this morning, that their new family home is to be torn down by Holsworthy Town Council. The 3 bedroomed, pink roofed, detached house has been built on Trewyn road by Tyrion Lannister and his family. However an eagle eyed council member spotted the […]
Lets be honest, politics is all kinds of fucked at the moment. The Tories appear to be fucking useless, and couldn’t organise a piss up at Oktoberfest. Labour are like that wet blanket you forget about in the corner of your bedroom, that’s smells funny and serves no purpose. The Lib dems ….. I […]
Just in case you live on the moon (or bude) and hadn’t heard, Holsworthy won the BBC Radio Devon ‘Comunitree’. Well today was the day for the official planting of the tree up at Stanhope park. On a bright and beautiful sunny morning the good and faithful of Holsworthy turned out in their […]
Shocking new photos have emerged of a Quidditch player from the local team the ‘Holsworthy hardypuffs’ stuck on the roof of the Holsworthy school of witchcraft and wizardry. The unnamed quidditch player apparently got stuck after chasing a ‘Quaffle’ around by Dave Millmans back door, and up on to the roof of the […]
The Holsworthy mafia can finally reveal the true purpose of the 147 different recycling boxes and bags we have been ordered to use the last few months. After spending approximately 23hrs 42 mins and 23 secs a week sorting our rubbish into the correct containers, we all wait with baited breath on collections day […]
