Village idiots. Every Hamlet, village, town, and city has them. You know, the useless waste of semen that immediately spring to mind whenever there is juicy gossip doing the rounds. These are the bellends that have been kicked out of the local boozer for picking a fight with the fruit machine, and have then […]
Jeremy Kyle comes to Holsworthy to film whole new series based on Facebook.
Holsworthy is truly awesome in so many ways, from our lovely little market to its people. Sometimes however, people start bickering and bitching. Normally things blow over within 5 minutes, but this afternoon, a development of grey moods has appeared on non other, Holsworthy Moan & Grown. A massive statement was posted by a concerned […]
Micropenis & the Lady Boys – New 80s Euro Pop Band coming to Holsworthy
Holsworthy Town Council set to tear down families new home.
A family from Holsworthy have woken up to the devastating news this morning, that their new family home is to be torn down by Holsworthy Town Council. The 3 bedroomed, pink roofed, detached house has been built on Trewyn road by Tyrion Lannister and his family. However an eagle eyed council member spotted the […]