In a turn of events that everyone saw coming, Holsworthys new supreme leader ‘Darth Lord Hutchings’ has issued a new directive. The new command issued from his imperial throne upon the new death star, has been titled ‘Order 66’, and states the following:- ” In celebration of my ascent to the darkside and […]
The Green flats in Holsworthy are universally recognised the world over, as a place of peace and hope. They are a place so significant that the Dalai Lama once described them as “The only place in Holsworthy that I would meditate”. Pilgrims from all over the world have come to Holsworthy just to catch […]
Brexit…… You can’t go a second without hearing about the steaming pile of monkey spunk. If it’s not ‘Dave from 2 doors down moaning about those ‘snowflake’ remainer shitbirds, it’s Sharon from No.24 harping on about those ‘gammon’ brexiteer wankers. Well the other 90% of the population (or grown ass adults as they used […]
Holsworthy held an election last night (November 8th) for the position of Supreme Leader of the Galactic Empire (or Torridge district councillor as some people call it). After an intense battle where absolutely no blood was spilled, the vote came right down to the wire. Out of a 3542 possible voters, 1241 actually voted, […]
In news that has come as a complete shock to us here at the Holsworthy Mafia, we can confirm that there will indeed be fireworks let off in multiple locations tonight ( November 5th). This news came out of the blue as many people had just presumed that fireworks had been banned this […]
