The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that the supreme emperor of all Holsworthy St Jon of Hutchings, has decided to follow in the footsteps of Donald Trump. When news broke last week that the president of the U.S.A Donald Trump had asked to purchase Greenland from Denmark the seed of an idea started […]
The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal the final solution to the towns crime wave has arrived. The N.W.A or Neighbour Hood Watch Alliance as they are formally called have a plan to eradicate crime, and bring those responsible to justice, using the towns court leet to sentence the criminals to local punishment. Such as helping Dave […]
with charm and character, a busy town centre and now, a town which an event which will shape the future of towns people, the great power cut of Holsworthy. Lasting somewhere between 15 and 25 minutes, I didn’t really care too much to time it, it caused absolute chaos within the town. By the […]
Whilst agreeing with the Mayor that we don’t live in Beirut, here are my thoughts. The 1st fact is that the old adage that there are “Lies, Damn lies and statistics” still holds true. The 2nd fact is that there is no way in hell that any kind of optimistic gloss can be […]
The Holsworthy Mafia were granted exclusive access to the recent coronation of Holsworthy’s new queen. Here is our report. On Wednesday the 15th of May, the great and good of Devon and Cornwall descended on the Southwest’s capital city, to witness the coronation of the new ruler of Holsworthy. Taking place in the memorial […]
