Dear Sirs. I’d like to inform you of my whereabouts. In 2020 (sometime), I got drunk and boarded a plane to Thailand for a cheap package holiday I saw advertised on Devon Live. The journey was mostly uneventful, apart from a flame out on a plane engine, which was shortly resolved. We landed in 2 […]
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The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that Holsworthy town council have voted to spend 39 Billion dollars on hiring Christmas lights. The controversial move saw the contract awarded to Holsworthys very own bargain buys, a shop that is renowned for quality and exciting prices. We at the Holsworthy mafia spoke to the CEO of […]
Since the dawn of time, there has been…. time. And time and time again, we occasionally get it wrong, whether its the house clock which has worn out batteries, or denying the existence of British summer time for 3 weeks, but one thing has become clearly apparent about the small picturesque market town of Hoslworthy… […]
As the world slowly comes to the realisation that WW3 is on the horizon, most people are looking to their families and making preparations. With the world teetering on the edge, the average human is sorting supplies, re-enforcing their perimeters and hiding their Goat porn, as they keep their eyes firmly fixed […]
