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A review of 2020 in Pictures.
HTC agrees to spend 39 Billion dollars on Xmas lights
The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that Holsworthy town council have voted to spend 39 Billion dollars on hiring Christmas lights. The controversial move saw the contract awarded to Holsworthys very own bargain buys, a shop that is renowned for quality and exciting prices. We at the Holsworthy mafia spoke to the CEO of […]
HOLSWORTHY DECLARES OWN TIME ZONE
Since the dawn of time, there has been…. time. And time and time again, we occasionally get it wrong, whether its the house clock which has worn out batteries, or denying the existence of British summer time for 3 weeks, but one thing has become clearly apparent about the small picturesque market town of Hoslworthy… […]
Forget Trump and Iran!!! Devon Binmen finally start WW3
As the world slowly comes to the realisation that WW3 is on the horizon, most people are looking to their families and making preparations. With the world teetering on the edge, the average human is sorting supplies, re-enforcing their perimeters and hiding their Goat porn, as they keep their eyes firmly fixed […]
The Old show field…. The personal thoughts of Richard ‘Doc’ Brown.
I do not feel that the town council should let the matter of the old show field drop! Once again Torridge district council has treated Holsworthy, it’s town and district councillors, and all the council tax payers they represent, with total CONTEMPT. Letters of complaint should be sent, not just to the head of […]
