The Holsworthy Mafia were granted exclusive access to the recent coronation of Holsworthy’s new queen. Here is our report. On Wednesday the 15th of May, the great and good of Devon and Cornwall descended on the Southwest’s capital city, to witness the coronation of the new ruler of Holsworthy. Taking place in the memorial […]
A local boy has decided to speak out loudly about the issue he shares with a large portion of the UK population by fitting a loud exhaust to his motorcycle, or in the proper term, hairdryer. Mr Ivor Smallpiece spoke out about his serious lack of appendage, and how it routinely affects his day to […]
The Holsworthy mafia held their fist annual quiz on Saturday the 30th of March. It was an amazing night that raised £500 for the local community first responders. After 10 rounds of questions, and only a couple of f*ck up’s by the devilishly handsome quiz master, the event was finally won by ‘The wise Guys’. […]
It is a battle as old as time. An ongoing struggle between the forces of Darkness and the forces of light. The main battleground for this titanic struggle has always been the gentle market town of Holsworthy. The protagonists involved in this battle for the ages have been going at each other for millenia. […]
Holsworthy & Bude ended up in the dark, with no power or no hope, through what is being called the worst power outage of the century. Leaving many homes in the dark on the rainy afternoon of Saturday the 10th of March. The power cut, which many are saying is the worst incident since the […]
