We at the Holsworthy mafia hold our hands up. On many a previous occasion we have (maybe) taken the piss out of our local town council. We have in the past implied that they are a bunch of horny old folks that sit around all day smoking cigars and drinking brandy whilst laughing at […]
Social media in Holsworthy went into complete meltdown today. In the words of absolutely no one, Holsworthy went FULL Holsworthy this afternoon. What caused this catastrophic breakdown in relations between the residents of the greatest town in the world, nobody asked? Well today started of like any other day on local social media. There […]
Holsworthy, what a town. Created by God late on the seventh day when he realised the he had forgot to build himself somewhere to chill out. He designed it so that after a long day feuding with his son, he might have a place where he could sit back, jam some Stevie Wonder on the […]
“There has been many comments on social media over the last week or so regarding the Factory Shop in Holsworthy. I thought it was time to put the record straight regarding its future” There have been a load of Idiots posting shit on ‘Moan and Groan’ about the Factory shop recently, and it boils […]
The ever successful company Hermes, famous for successfully failing at doing the simplest task, handing a parcel to its recipient has just made a shock announcement, they are buying into the betting industry. In what has become a shocker, they have announced customers can place bets when tracking their parcel on what day, week, month, […]
