I do not feel that the town council should let the matter of the old show field drop! Once again Torridge district council has treated Holsworthy, it’s town and district councillors, and all the council tax payers they represent, with total CONTEMPT. Letters of complaint should be sent, not just to the head of […]

  A blatant example of the patriarchy gone mad was found this evening in a common household electricals store in Devon. Ms B Basher of Bideford was browsing the store (accompanied by her bored husband and unruly children, who were trying to pull the iPads from their security tags) was outraged when she found the […]

  A man, who cannot be named for attention seeking reasons, is boring the local populace by insisting on regularly going live on Facebook to share his ‘stream of consciousness’. In his live sessions the man says a lot of words over a long period of time whilst performing some perfunctory task, such as driving […]

  The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that the supreme emperor of all Holsworthy St Jon of Hutchings, has decided to follow in the footsteps of Donald Trump.   When news broke last week that the president of the U.S.A Donald Trump had asked to purchase Greenland from Denmark the seed of an idea started […]