Well Christmas is over and done with. The New years festivities and the resulting hangover is out of the way, and life is now settling back into some sort of routine. Holsworthy once again outdid itself over the holiday period, and showed everybody that when it comes to downing 20 pints of Doom bar […]
We here at the Holsworthy mafia very often get asked “What do we think about Brexit?” Well if we are honest we did have a moan about it for a couple days. However we soon realised that we were grown ass adults who put our trousers on the right way in the morning, and […]
The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that David Hasslehoff impersonator and Mayor of Bude Bob Willingham, is being investigated for crimes against wildlife and fashion. What is worse, is that he committed these heinous crimes on the baby Jesus’s birthday. Word has reached us that on Christmas day Bude’s esteemed mayor took part […]
What a year 2018 has been. It has been a year filled with highs and lows, and much more in between. We here at the Holsworthy mafia, have recorded some (not all of it) for our, and your pleasure. So today we have decided to have a look back at the year that was […]
For many people the greatest mystery of this year has not been what is going to happen with Brexit, or who now lives in the green flats, or even ‘will Hermes deliver a parcel on time’. No, the greatest unsolved mystery in Holsworthy in 2018 is, who is silently shitting in public places. This […]
