The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal the final solution to the towns crime wave has arrived. The N.W.A or Neighbour Hood Watch Alliance as they are formally called have a plan to eradicate crime, and bring those responsible to justice, using the towns court leet to sentence the criminals to local punishment. Such as helping Dave […]

The Holsworthy Mafia have just been informed of an incident that happened this evening on the 29th of August, 2018 when a black SUV parked incorrectly in an ASDA car park. The Driver of this wonderfully parked Mitsubishi Outlander was no where to be found, but had left his car parked in what was a […]