A blatant example of the patriarchy gone mad was found this evening in a common household electricals store in Devon. Ms B Basher of Bideford was browsing the store (accompanied by her bored husband and unruly children, who were trying to pull the iPads from their security tags) was outraged when she found the […]
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Attention seeking man bores local populace.
A man, who cannot be named for attention seeking reasons, is boring the local populace by insisting on regularly going live on Facebook to share his ‘stream of consciousness’. In his live sessions the man says a lot of words over a long period of time whilst performing some perfunctory task, such as driving […]
Attention seeking man bores local populace.
A man, who cannot be named for attention seeking reasons, is boring the local populace by insisting on regularly going live on Facebook to share his ‘stream of consciousness’. In his live sessions the man says a lot of words over a long period of time whilst performing some perfunctory task, such as driving […]
Former Mayor of Holsworthy offers to buy Bude from Cornwall.
The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that the supreme emperor of all Holsworthy St Jon of Hutchings, has decided to follow in the footsteps of Donald Trump. When news broke last week that the president of the U.S.A Donald Trump had asked to purchase Greenland from Denmark the seed of an idea started […]
Holsworthy N.W.A branch release first official picture
The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal the final solution to the towns crime wave has arrived. The N.W.A or Neighbour Hood Watch Alliance as they are formally called have a plan to eradicate crime, and bring those responsible to justice, using the towns court leet to sentence the criminals to local punishment. Such as helping Dave […]