The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that the supreme emperor of all Holsworthy St Jon of Hutchings, has decided to follow in the footsteps of Donald Trump. When news broke last week that the president of the U.S.A Donald Trump had asked to purchase Greenland from Denmark the seed of an idea started […]
Everything we’ve posted
News, Stories, Drunken Olympics, Truth Tuesday, its all here.
The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal the final solution to the towns crime wave has arrived. The N.W.A or Neighbour Hood Watch Alliance as they are formally called have a plan to eradicate crime, and bring those responsible to justice, using the towns court leet to sentence the criminals to local punishment. Such as helping Dave […]
The Holsworthy Mafia were granted exclusive access to the recent coronation of Holsworthy’s new queen. Here is our report. On Wednesday the 15th of May, the great and good of Devon and Cornwall descended on the Southwest’s capital city, to witness the coronation of the new ruler of Holsworthy. Taking place in the memorial […]