Christmas is the most glorious time of year. It’s that time of year when we drink to much, eat to much, and get to legitimately play with our kids toys. For many it’s the one time of year we get a gift for our loved ones and let them know just how much they […]

  Every town has one. That one building that is uglier than a Kardashian on a day of the week. Well in Holsworthys case, that building is the old NatWest building in the square.   11 the square Holsworthy has sat vacant since Natwest bank upped sticks and buggered off, leaving us with a mobile […]

  We at the Holsworthy mafia hold our hands up. On many a previous occasion we have (maybe) taken the piss out of our local town council. We have in the past implied that they are a bunch of horny old folks that sit around all day smoking cigars and drinking brandy whilst laughing at […]

  Social media in Holsworthy went into complete meltdown today. In the words of absolutely no one, Holsworthy went FULL Holsworthy this afternoon.  What caused this catastrophic breakdown in relations between the residents of the greatest town in the world, nobody asked? Well today started of like any other day on local social media. There […]

Holsworthy, what a town. Created by God late on the seventh day when he realised the he had forgot to build himself somewhere to chill out. He designed it so that after a long day feuding with his son, he might have a place where he could sit back, jam some Stevie Wonder on the […]