A man, who cannot be named for attention seeking reasons, is boring the local populace by insisting on regularly going live on Facebook to share his ‘stream of consciousness’. In his live sessions the man says a lot of words over a long period of time whilst performing some perfunctory task, such as driving […]
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Former Mayor of Holsworthy offers to buy Bude from Cornwall.
The Holsworthy mafia can exclusively reveal that the supreme emperor of all Holsworthy St Jon of Hutchings, has decided to follow in the footsteps of Donald Trump. When news broke last week that the president of the U.S.A Donald Trump had asked to purchase Greenland from Denmark the seed of an idea started […]
Holsworthy N.W.A branch release first official picture
The Holsworthy Mafia can exclusively reveal the final solution to the towns crime wave has arrived. The N.W.A or Neighbour Hood Watch Alliance as they are formally called have a plan to eradicate crime, and bring those responsible to justice, using the towns court leet to sentence the criminals to local punishment. Such as helping Dave […]
The Great power cut of 2019
with charm and character, a busy town centre and now, a town which an event which will shape the future of towns people, the great power cut of Holsworthy. Lasting somewhere between 15 and 25 minutes, I didn’t really care too much to time it, it caused absolute chaos within the town. By the […]
Thoughts on Holsworthy crime scene, etc
Whilst agreeing with the Mayor that we don’t live in Beirut, here are my thoughts. The 1st fact is that the old adage that there are “Lies, Damn lies and statistics” still holds true. The 2nd fact is that there is no way in hell that any kind of optimistic gloss can be […]
