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1. A new Queen of all Holsworthy has been elected.
2. How to answer quiz questions ‘Holsworthy’ style (and win 10 billion dollars doing it)
3. South west Highways relent and return open air swimming pool.
4. The Great blackout of 2019 – The story of how we survived the power cut.
5. Town Furious as two local institutions are vandalised in a week.
6. Tractor refuses to pull over for washing machine. Town goes into a spin.
7. ‘Taken’ 4 to start filming in Holsworthy.
8. The Holsworthy Mafia guide to slagging a local business off, on Facebook.
9. Original Poundland Factory Bargain buy shop shop, set to open tomorrow.
10. Theresa May threatens to hand Cornwall over to the EU if UK doesn’t get what it wants.
11. Lazy wankers don’t pick up, after their dog takes a shit !!!
12. Chris Martin and Coldplay are ultimately to blame for Brexit.
13. Mayor of Bude accused of wildlife smuggling.
14. 2018 A year in the life of Holsworthy (Mafia style).
15. Phantom Pooper returns to Stanhope park
16. Devon County Council donates open air swimming pool to Holsworthy for Christmas.
17. Holsworthys ugliest building is sold, and to be shipped brick by brick to Bude.
18. Stalls return to Holsworthy Market.
19. Man in ‘Yellow peril’ causes outrage by driving within the speed limit.
20. 5 Reasons why Holsworthy is the greatest place on earth.