My Name is Peter Griffoen. I'm a bit of a strange person, I've had many projects and activities in life good and bad, but the Holsworthy Mafia has welcomed me and my work speaks for itself. I work closely with Tony creating comical articles. We work together very well and I love what I do here. My contact is: email@example.com if you require to get in touch. Favourite Colour: Blue Political Stance: Labour / True Liberal Favourite Car: Vauxhall Astra SRI RED Between me and Tony, we founded the Holsworthy Mafia.
Latest Posts by the Author
- Politics is fucked at the moment. Thats why it’s important to vote in our local elections.
- It’s people like this that make Holsworthy the greatest place on earth to live ***Communitree***
- Quidditch player gets stuck on roof of Holsworthy school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
- T.D.C Recycling bins play game of hide and seek, as storm Callum hits.
- Vandals start destroying local road.
- Has Holsworthys greatest ever crime been comitted ?
- Theresa May challenges Starlord to dance off, for chance to obtain infinity stone.
- HOLSWORTHY sure knows how to say Thank you to the fallen. With a truly humbling and amazing event.
- Mayor of Holsworthy ‘John of Hutchings’ Imprisoned for the Greater Good.
- The Peter, Peter & Wright puddle to add shower area for passing pedestrians.
- Geography Teachers lose their minds as Britain fails to realise we are not leaving Europe.
- Devon agrees to pay off Katie Hopkins debt after she threatens to move back.
- Green Flats to become Charity shop selling only seconhand hairdressers.
- Holsworthy Town Council want to kill all Sea turtles.
- If you can take 5 mins to read the crap we write, please take 5 mins to fill out this form.
- Idiots in suits finally start war between Devon and Cornwall.
- Holsworthy to hold referendum on staying in the UK ….. #hexit
- Bude tourist attraction named as Eighth wonder of the world.
- Cyclists hold national day of revenge … Tour of Britain.
- South West Water signal end of tourist season by turning water brown..