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Tony Bigman
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Tony Bigman
My Name is Tony Bigman. I'm a publisher for the Holsworthy Mafia, I love making people laugh, I enjoy comedy and I take this role with the Holsworthy Mafia very seriously. My email address is: if you require to get in contact. Favourite Colour: Red Political Stance: Conservatives Favourite Car: Land Rover Discovery 4 in midnight blue The content we create is original and is based around local news and gossip. I like making light of dark situations and the views and support we get clearly validate this. Co founder of the Holsworthy Mafia

Latest Posts by the Author

  1. Attention seeking man bores local populace.
  2. Holsworthy N.W.A branch release first official picture
  3. Man with small appendage fits loud exhaust to hairdryer to impress the ladies
  4. Recycling team refuse to take rubbish as it’s not bagged correctly.
  5. Local landlord gives up life as a publican to become a full time ‘Ali G’ impersonator.
  6. Holsworthy Church vows to keep Christmas going for as long as possible.
  7. Hermes to start bets on what day your parcel will turn up
  8. Storm Dianna crashes into Holsworthy and causes busiest Market in decades
  9. Supreme leader ‘Darth lord Hutchings’ orders the Green Flats to be painted Tory blue.
  10. Jeremy Kyle comes to Holsworthy to film whole new series based on Facebook.
  11. Micropenis & the Lady Boys – New 80s Euro Pop Band coming to Holsworthy
  12. Chem Trails TO BE USED – To control the iCloud & Drop Box Cloud Storage
  13. Bed wetting Coward ruins filming of ‘Fast and furious 9’.
  14. Devon takes 5 immigrants a day after ‘Ginsterization’ of Cornwall
  15. Holsworthy – Has become the KING of erections – Regional Scaffolding Storage Centre
  16. Jay drops his Cob, Bounty & Budweiser Bottles, someone Tears up decides to Step on a Hen – Small Penis Support Group
  17. Cornish Lifestyles and Information on Tourism Services to introduce ‘Captcha’ checkpoints at all border crossings.
  18. Victoria hill closes, 50.6 mile diversion in place – Thanks Devon County Council
  19. Bideford MAN parks like W**ker in ASDA car park taking up 4 spaces in his 4X4 – LEVON DIVE
  20. Man gives up and becomes a Hermit after failing to master the art of folding a fitted bed sheet.
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