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“Green Lettuce” ( Lactuca sativa ) Update

We, the members of the Holsworthy Mafia are pleased to announce that this years first crop of “Lettuce” (Lactuca sativa) is ready for distribution.

We are asking that all Partners in this operation please contact Jim “Rabbit keeper” Roedeer our resident gardener in this enterprise, with any questions or queries you may have. Jim will then advise you further as to quantity, quality, shipping and any thing else that might concern you.

However we have to advise, that due to current market fluctuation’s we are sorry to say that we will only be distributing our “Lettuce” in weights of  “255.1455 grammes” (or to use the modern term … A 9 bar) or above. We feel that this offers “YOU” the distributer, and ultimately your consumer the greatest chance of a viable profit margin.


We the Holsworthy Mafia hope this will be a fruitful and prosperous endeavour.






Pete ” 1 nut ” Griffin



PS:  We also sell Cannabis if anyone is interested :)





Updated: March 16, 2016 — 8:00 pm
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