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“Sparkles” Missing !!!

The “Don”  Is asking for all members to be on the lookout for his pet cat. His cat has been missing since Tuesday morning and the “Don” is getting increasingly anxious about her whereabouts, and asks that if anyone see’s his cat to contact him, or one of the members of the Holsworthy Mafia, immediately.


The Don’s cat answers to the name of “Sparkle’s”. She is Orange in colour and has black stripes running vertically along the length of her body. “Sparkle’s” is approximately 3ft tall, 9.5ft long and weighs about 300lbs. The “Don” says she has a gentle demeanour, though can get “some what agitated” around fresh meat.


Again, the “Don” asks that if anyone see’s “Sparkle’s”, that they contact the Holsworthy Mafia straight away.




Pete ” 1 nose ” Griffin



PS:  “Sparkle’s” Loves a good tickle under the chin :)



Updated: January 14, 2016 — 7:54 pm
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