Holsworthy Mafia are deeply saddened, to learn that Minnie “the merciless” Rubyford has been arrested.
Our ‘Gal’ on the inside of the ” WI ( womens institute ) ” was arrested on Wednesday 13th of January for possession with intent to supply ‘Viagra’ ( according to witnesses on the scene ).
In what was a surprising move by the Holsworthy Special Police, the arrest was made at the ” WI ” annual jam and janners meeting, where interestingly Special Constable Cameron’s wife was chairing the meeting.
It appears that Minnie is looking at a hefty fine of £30 and £70 court cost’s. So we the Holsworthy Mafia are looking to have a quick wip around to see if we can’t help Minnie out a bit.
Please Mafia family, lets hold Minnie in our thoughts, and lets not forget the detrimental effect the lack of Viagra is gonna have on the local community.
#Minnieisinnocent
Regards
Pete ” 2 eyes ” Griffin
Ps: Special Constable Cameron was unavailable for comment, though he was seen talking to the defendant upon her release.
