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St Peters Fair is completely STAGED!!! A local has warned…

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The annual event of St Peters Fair is completely staged according to a local anorak. He describes all the events as staged and therefore isn’t interesting in attending.

Ofcourse, we were interested (I was, the don wasn’t). Upon looking into this and studying 6 years of St Peters Fair history, he was bloody right!

We gathered the evidence available and even contacted the local authorities and they had confirmed that what Mr Anorak had confirmed was indeed confirmed leading our investigation to also be confirmed confirming that St Peters Fair was STAGED.

Heres the evidence:

  • All acts perform on a STAGE

We couldn’t believe our eyes, it was in front of us all this time. How did we not know?

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Updated: July 2, 2017 — 5:57 pm
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