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Shane Barrett causes Anger over moaning & groaning on Holsworthy Moan & Grown


The mafia have called an emergency meeting as many towns folks have been upset by the tone of Shane Barretts comments on Facebook tonight.

The comments bring negativity to the positively filled Holsworthy page called ”Holsworthy Moan & Groan”. Although Shane has been commenting well within his rights, we are upset and believe this is another reason the future should be banned. Banning the future would prevent further commenting on Social Media pages and would make elderly people in Holsworthy feel more safe without that fancy progression rubbish.

One person wrote to us:

I simply cannot believe tonight. We had a great christmas light switch on and someone had the audacity to log onto the Holsworthy Moan & Groan page and Moan about it. How dare they? The page isn’t designed for that, its designed for positive community spirit.

We asked Shane if he was available to comment. He was not. We where upset. But a grumpy old man was…

The Mafia are a great bunch. I’m glad they brought attention to the face that banning the future would prevent this sort of controversy. We wont have to see any future offending Facebook posts. It would also prevent scary new technologies and scary new buttons on my dash board of my car.


The Don has threatened to use his new age Trident Missiles system as a deterrent to hurtful words as well as global terrorism and in his older age, he is also jumping on the BAN THE FUTURE band wagon.

Big Tony.

PS – Santa really is real. My mom told me. She never lies!



Updated: December 3, 2016 — 9:53 pm
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