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Holsworthy Future ban put on hold


The attempt to ban all future from Holsworthy has been put on hold until the towns scientist can find a way to stop time. This comes as a shock to most of the elderly population of Holsworthy who believed time didn’t matter about banning the future.

An email has been sent to Stephen Hawkins regarding the matter about pausing time to prevent the future in Holsworthy but even if it was possible, it could cause a collapse of the universe making the town look 15% worse than its current state.

The Holsworthy Moaning committee has chaired a meeting to moan about this issue as time is going by, no one is certain whats going to happen.



Updated: August 23, 2016 — 10:26 am
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