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Extra Safe now available in Holsworthy

26746_9Durex Extra Safe is now widely available Holsworthy. This comes after the Don caught herpes of a local escort in Holsworthy.

Immediately after the infection occurred, the Don said he would make it so Durex Extra Safe was the only condoms available in Holsworthy but Durex said all its retail stores such as Co Op required the full range so Extra Safe is available, but along side the standard condoms.

Durex believes the Extra safe has been the most successful condoms in Holsworthy since its first sale. A towns person had this to say:

I’m glad Durex Extra Safe is available. I can go out to the local pubs and not have to worry about the STIs now and it means I can grab the easy ones with no worry.

The Medical Centre also believes the sale of Durex Extra Safe couldn’t come any sooner with STIs being reported every hour of the day from towns people.

Once again, thanks to the Don getting his dirty fingers burned… Well… Maybe not fingers… Or maybe fingers… I have no idea, but Holsworthy is now a much safer place.



Updated: July 24, 2016 — 9:34 pm
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