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Ashley the cow – RIP


It is with great sadness we have to announce Ashley the cow has passed. He died this morning after injecting 34 grams of steroids.

It was not known by anyone that Ashley had a steroid addiction and it was hidden well. Ashley was very fond of his hobbys including train spotting and ballet dancing.

His remains will be sold of to McDonnalds.



Updated: July 16, 2016 — 10:22 pm
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