We the Holsworthy Mafia are having to hold an emergency meeting regarding the future of attempts to threaten members of the Mafia.
The meeting is scheduled to take place over the coming weeks and will involve retaliation tactics. We here by declare war on these ex mafia members.
The threats involved letters with detailed attack methods including throwing toilet paper over our main building. This is a dangerous attack method and could end up with deadly results such as an odour so bad, we may have to resort to closing our windows and spraying air freshener.
The meeting will take place as soon as all mafia members are available to discuss attack methods.