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It’s become apparent that queues in COOP have been causing mayhem in Holsworthys beautiful town. This cannot be allowed to go on any further.

The boxes we believe are the issue. It delays customers accessing the tills effectively and elderly people often find it difficult to make their way to whatever will is available.

By voting to remove the offer boxes, we can look forward to a brighter future in CO OP.

Says Norris Thompson

But the leader of the opposition Jerome Corbaine says this:

The boxes are better for business, the economy in CO OP cannot be certain without these offers and there for the future of our children could be in danger.

We will be hosting a Mafia referendum on Holsworthy Moan & Groan on the 30th of June. The referendum will have two choices:

  • Remove the offer boxes
  • Keep the offer boxes

You, the voter will decide this towns future.



Updated: June 26, 2016 — 5:42 pm
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