News & Stories from the Holsworthy Mafia

Thank you call center workers

Today everyone has been very helpful.

So far i have had 3 very helpful phone calls regarding a virus on the Mafias main computer, the RML380z, luckily the helpful people on the phone have managed to sort out all the issues for very reasonable prices.  I cant believe that a computer could have so many issues.

My mind was taken off this problem when i received another phone call from our bank, it appears that they had lost our account details and needed me to confirm them over the phone.  It just so happened that since Nevin and Nelly have left our employment (and this mortal coil) I had the paying in book to hand.  Just think, if the bank didn’t have our details, how would we have got our monthly statements delivered.

To top it all off, I had another phone call from “Whirlpool” informing me that our washer dryer was likely to explode at any minute, and that needed to offer a refund.  I gave them our details and await with anticipation our full refund.  The jokes on them anyway, it turns out we don’t have a washer dryer in the first place!  Bet some one is going to get in trouble for that mistake!

I can see that the future is in Telesales and support, to this end The Holsworthy Mafia will be opening its own Call center based in Pyworthy within a few weeks.  If you would like to apply for a position, just send your cv to your local Holsworthy Mafia representative.

 

The “Not so dumb” Don

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Updated: March 16, 2016 — 8:59 pm
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