I am in mourning. Sparkles has been found on the Woolfardisworthy to Bradworthy road. It looks like she may have been hit by a car (or possibly a steam roller?)
The rest of the guys seem to think it may be a retribution attack from Nevin and Nelly, We WILL be looking into this as a matter of urgency, if proved to be true, there will be more equine recipes forth coming.
In the mean time, If you would like to pay your respects, Sparkles will be in her pride of place by the fire side, for the next 3 days. There will be no buriel, as it has been decided she would make a nice throw for the sofa!
p.s When i say “If you would like to pay your respects” what i actually mean is “If you would like to keep your knee caps facing in the correct direction, you WILL pay your respects!”