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Ford Transit Van for sale

transitWe are selling our Ford Transit Van. Its a sale we are not happy about, all our good memories revolve around that van along with all those robberies.

In the light of Nevin and Nelly being removed from the Mafia, we have two problems.

  • The van was used to acquire ”Legitimate goods” and Nevin would move them on in bulk
  • The van was also used to sell our broken dogs.

Since neither of these activities are possible without Nevins shop and Nellys breeding capabilities, we will no longer be needing this van.

  • 264,600 miles (may go up as the van is used daily for Dangerous Dave Millman’s flower delivery run).
  • CB Radio fitted – Can remove at extra cost
  • Police lights fitted into grill
  • Hidden floor compartments, ideal for body sized stashes

This van is in good overall condition with various rust spots on the chassis and wheel arches. For the right price, we will forge some service history for your next sale.

MOT until July, passed with no advisories.

£195.00 ONO

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Updated: March 16, 2016 — 8:00 pm
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