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Insurance fraud insurance — Protect against yourself.

insurancefraudIntroducing a new product – Insurance fraud Insurance – Protect against yourself.

Get caught committing insurance fraud? Here’s where we can help:

  • Cover cost of any increases in Insurance Premiums
  • Cover the court costs (if required)
  • Cover the costs of fines
  • Cover the loss of financial gain of insurance fraud
  • Cover bribery payments to Judges, Sargents and other figures of authorities.

Prices start from £29.99/m, please note, you must be a member of the Mafia to subscribe. You must have been a customer for at least 6 months before any claims can be made. Each claim made requires a 10 year contract to be signed with the scheme in which only 2 claims can be made. Insurance fraud DOES NOT cover fraud against Insurance fraud Insurance.

Many Holsworthy towns people have already subscribed to this insurance fraud insurance and believe its the best cover available.



Updated: March 16, 2016 — 8:00 pm
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