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BRACE YOURSELVES — Weather forecast

Mafia Weather Report – BREAKING

We’ve just got information in that there could be a “Spring” period on its way. Experts have warned that the temperature is likely to start warming in the next few months due to “Spring” coming. You’ll know this when those yellow flowers start appearing… magically, you know, the ones cheap people pick for their partners.

During Spring, there could be some unsettled weather, but there is also a chance that it could be quite settled. Experts have warned that there are visible signs such as wheelie bins going on adventures, sheds blowing over and someones property landing in yours, severe signs include house blowing over, trees trying to fly at you and kill you, spinning cloud things that suck things up. Experts have told us that if this was to happen, the best thing to do is “panic” and “drive to the same place at the same time” as well as “taking all your personal belongings with you”.

Summer will follow, you’ll know this when everybody in Devon & Cornwall dresses for the body they wished they had. During the summer, there will be sunshine and rain with some thunder too. There may be snow, but if this happens, then we do have a problem, someone should try and turn the weather off and on. There is some chance we may see some big clouds that go BANG and flash a lot. If this happens, ignore it, its just the weather system short circuiting and the MET office won’t take long to reboot the cloud.

We hope this clears things up for you – Big Tony – The weatherman (took a day course at the Met Office).



Updated: March 16, 2016 — 8:00 pm
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