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Holsworthy Town Council set to tear down families new home.

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A family from Holsworthy have woken up to the devastating news this morning, that their new family home is to be torn down by Holsworthy Town Council.

The 3 bedroomed, pink roofed, detached house has been built on Trewyn road by Tyrion Lannister and his family. However an eagle eyed council member spotted the new property and immediately called a full council meeting to discuss the issue. The hasty meeting was held in the memorial hall where members of the Town council all ‘ummed’ and ‘aahhed’, before all coming together. They then decided that the ‘new build’ didn’t have the correct planning permission and an order was issued for the destruction of the property.


The Holsworthy Mafia spoke to a member of the town council ‘B. Ackenhender’, who had this to say:-  ” Well we can’t have just any old dwarf, building midget houses wherever the hell they like. It’s just not the done thing. What if it had turned into the next ‘Green flats’?  So we have decided to tear down this unsightly mess, and be done with it. We have instructed our groundsman George to get up to Trewyn road straight away and load the offending house into the back of his little buggy and drive it away”


The Holsworthy Mafia also spoke to the owner of the property Tyrion Lannister. He had this to say:-  ” I shall be informing my queen Daenerys about this miscarriage of justice. She will sweep down with her 2 remaining dragons and wipe the Holsworthy town council from the face of the earth. I WILL be the power behind the iron throne. Now fetch me wine you insolent dog”


He then started rambling on about white walkers, so we at the Holsworthy mafia left him to it.



The Holsworthy mafia will not be updating this story, as there wasn’t much of a story to begin with.



Updated: October 23, 2018 — 11:07 am
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