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Devon agrees to pay off Katie Hopkins debt after she threatens to move back.


Former Stella Maris pupil and walking human turd burger is facing the threat of bankruptcy, despite having previously tweeted her disgust at people in such situations.

Cuntie Hopkins found her self in this situation after losing a court battle to someone called Jack Monroe and being handed a shit tonne of court costs as a result.

Katie Hobgoblin is famous for having sex in a field and … um … err … well that’s about it. She does however keep herself in the news by talking absolute shit about subjects that sometimes need a serious debate. Not some hag toothed boot licker who knows that by framing the argument in the most base way, will ensure people click on her twitter or what ever the fuck she uses these days.

Upon learning the news of her impending bankruptcy, Katie has apparently said that she is going to move back to Exeter Devon as she can’t afford the rent on the Hovel she currently resides in under an anonymous bridge somewhere in south london.

When the whole of Devon learnt of Miss Hopkins money troubles a county wide street party was initially announced, however when word of her intention to move back to Exeter became apparent, emergency action plan no.13 was quickly put into place.

Emergency action plan no.13 simply states :- ” Devon, do whatever the fuck you must to stop that stupid bint moving back here”

After spending 43 seconds reading this complicated document, the whole of Devon saw no option but to pay her debts and hope to god that she doesn’t decide to move back anyway.

The Holsworthy Mafia spoke to ‘Karma’ who had this to say:- ” Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Mwahahahahahahaha”

The Holsworthy Mafia also spoke to ‘Hypocrisy’, who said this:- “I taught her all she knows”




Updated: September 16, 2018 — 7:35 pm
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