Columbia has announced to the Mafia that our “coffee” product is no longer available. Without notice, all supplies will dry up after next week.The last shipment will be with us by Friday, but this isn’t a bad thing, it’s expected to last a week instead of 2 days, this is mainly due to the surprise closure of the green elephant in the room.
A Holsworthy Mafia investigation has taken place to find out if any recent events may have played a key part in Columbia cutting its trade deal with the UK, but we turned up empty.
The Don has been looking else where to drop large quantities of the Columbian coffee product, but all avenues have come back empty leaving the Don no choice but to suspend the activities after the last supply runs out.
Peter Griffoen suggested a five leaf money teee, but we’d have an 11 week production gap leaving the Holsworthy Mafia with no funding. The other option is to sell less quality coffee, but this is a last resort.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel though, the Don says he’s been investing in the Mexican brick industry again suggesting that Trump wall must arrive sooner than later.