The Bank Manager at NatWest in Holsworthy has been sentenced to 3 weeks on the naughty step in Holsworthy for the crime of “being a plonker and closing our bank”.
The sentence begins tomorrow and the bank manager will be given the standard treatment, a bar of lubricated soap, some nuts that can be thrown at his face, he will enjoy nuts in his face.
Heres a list of other considered crimes:
- Opening a bank for the working man thats only available when the working man is working.
- Allowing crazy overdraft fees, basically, charging people for being poor and keeping them poor.
- Putting hard working families at risk with job losses.
- Shouting out my Adult website subscription on my statement when I asked where all my money went.
We’ll figure out some more crimes too when we can be bothered.