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Naughty Step to come to Green Flats of Holsworthy as a form of criminal punishment.

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Holsworthy Town Council are to announce plans to help the community punish those who take part in Youthful High jinx. The plan involves a naughty step in which criminals will be made to sit there and sulk while they think about the naughty things they have done. This involves anything from stealing car dust caps to stabbing people multiple times.

The Naughty step will sit outside the green flats known as the 420 district of Holsworthy. The criminal will be chained to the step and there will be frozen tomatoes readily available to be chucked at the person, how frozen and how long they are sat there depends on the crime. While they are sat there, people will be encouraged to let their dogs urinate on said naughty person. A camera will live stream the naughty step to the rest of the world.

The Mafia have supported the secret plans for this for the last 6 months, but the plans have fallen on death ears, but since the Justice System is undoing the excellent work the Police do, we have no choice but to implement this punishment.



Updated: June 7, 2018 — 9:51 am
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