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Have your say with Devon & Cornwall Police.


Our servants who act on behalf of the general public would like your feedback on how you feel about Holsworthy.

The Police are holding a beat surgery (not a rave) on the 6th of June between 12PM and 2PM at Holsworthy Library on North Road. Your welcome to come and share your opinion with the constabulary within these hours. All feedback will be taken seriously. You can be anonymous too, but if you snitch on anything we’ve done, we’ll send our Trusty Transit team of angry men around.

You are also welcome to email (thats a long email address right there…). Please save the image below and print this, fill it in and return it to the local Police Station by Thursday 7th of June 2018. Image



Updated: June 2, 2018 — 12:13 pm
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