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Man with MICRO penis mistakes MDMA for Penis Enlargement Pills & goes on rampage


Last night, Holsworthy went into anarchy, for the second time this month. Townspeople watched in horror as a local young man with a micro penis went on a drug fuelled rampage after taking MDMA instead of his penis enlargement pills he purchased through an adult website advert.

When the pills arrived, they looked identical to his MDMA pills, but because of how small his penis was, he needed to take two of the Mycocksafloppacillin pills where as the MDMA pills only requires one pill, because he doubled up, he went on a complete rampage.

During the highlight of the evening, he came across a standard Peugeot 206 with a bog standard 1.4 engine, he instantly became enraged by the cars muscular appearance, more muscular than his appearance and then decided to engage in a fight with it. In his silly mind, he thought several other cars were starting on him and engaged in combat with those other cars.

The Micro Penis yobbo has since been arrested where he may be given clinical treatment to help him with his dysfunctional appendage. He gave no statement to the Mafia.

The Don would like to send a message to all readers:

We support all kinds of appendages, big or small, we shouldn’t mock those less fortunate than ourselves with normal appendages. We should also check our pills before taking them!



Updated: May 29, 2018 — 2:23 pm
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